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The Captain's Wife's Lament
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My Fantastic Plastic Girl
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Elvis Died Today (On the Occasion of the Anniversary of the Death of Elvis Presley)
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If James Taylor Were On Fire
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If Bob Dylan Were Hiding At the Bottom of a Well
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If James Taylor Were On Fire At the Bottom of a Well
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If Leon Redbone Suffered a Major Head Injury
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If Aaron Neville Were Waiting for a Parking Spot At the Mall, But Someone Else Snagged ItE
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If They Might Be Giants Were the Ice Cream Man
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More Rejected Commercial Jingles: Sports Illustrated
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More Rejected Commercial Jingles: Cool Whip
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More Rejected Commercial Jingles: SpaghettiOs
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More Rejected Commercial Jingles: Olive Garden
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