Tales of the Shitty Wizard

10 CANCIONES • 28 MINUTOS • OCT 12 2023

1

For Some Reason This Overland Map Is Inexplicably Covered in a Dense Fog of War

03:27

2

A Horde of Orcs Have Broken Through the Gates and I'm Looking to Boil Them Alive Not Just Simmer Them

02:24

3

Actually Yes If You Must Know I Do My Best Scrying Whilst Drunk

01:36

4

Somewhere in This Castle Is a Carefully-Hidden Switch That Provides Access to a Secret Antechamber Which Seems Like Bad Planning or a Design Flaw Honestly

02:01

5

Summon the Scrivener as I Cannot Fathom What Arcana This Fucking Tome Conceals

04:48

6

Invaders Have Broken Through to the Gatehouse

03:15

7

So It Turns out That the Dragon's Treasure Is Actually Just 200 Years of Feculent Dragon Effluvia

03:11

8

Tell That Bard to Shut the Fuck Up

01:23

9

No I Wasn't the Idiot Who Forgot to Bring Torches into This Dungeon and No I Do Not Know the Bright Spell

06:01

10

Fill the Village With Music and Revelry for I Return With Vast Riches and Esoteric Knowledge Though Sadly Not Princess Brunhilde. My Bad.

00:46

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