Welcome to The Dadabase Show

Hey, thanks for checking out the first episode of The Dadabase Show.

First off, let's talk about what Dadabase.co is the world's greatest database of dad jokes. How is that quantified? It's not. I'm a dad, I don't have to provide data or facts to back up my claims.

The whole thing started several years ago when I wanted to annoy (that's how we show love in our family) my oldest daughter. I would randomly text her dad jokes I found online. Eventually, I had so many saved I had created my own dadabase. This last holiday break I was looking for my annual side-project to fend off the dreaded Iowa winter. I thought to myself I've got a huge spreadsheet of dad jokes, and I know other people like annoying their kids, so I build dadabase.

Let's get on with this podcast. Right now the idea is every week I'll recap the jokes I published, maybe talk about my life as a dad and see where things go!

So as they say, on with the show.

This week's jokes:

CPR can be performed to the beat of either Staying Alive or Another One Bites the Dust, depending on if you are optimistic or pessimistic.

So two trees got arrested in the town I live...

What do you call a cow with two legs?

If January threw a parade would February March?

What do you call a cow with all of its legs?

What should you do if you are cold?