We're confident that you won't see where our first story is going but also confident that you will be outraged on the victim's behalf.  Shaunelle is up first this week and she takes us on a wild ride about a poor victim who found themselves on the receiving end of backlash and publicly embarassed in the pursuit of political agenda. Then Susana brings down the mood by telling us the horrible story of a family of 4 betrayed by someone they should've been able to trust.  All of that annnnnnnnnddddd a UFO sighting *anytime we refer to "they" in this episode we are in fact refering to the visitors.  Also, some extreme opinions were shared aboout lakes in this episode. To clarify Shaunelle loves being NEAR the lake but is terrified of the water. Go to @ www.criminallyclueless.com to check out our sources.

This week's episode is a short one but impactful. Most notably, Susana and Shaunelle get into an epic argument about fandom.  Susana (the Fast franchise stan) takes her interest in the truly unhinged and unbelieveable (any Fast movie after the second installment) and extended that to her true crime research by bringing us an unexpected case of abuse and grooming.  Then, Shaunelle (the General Hospital advocate) brings some much needed jollies to a pretty disgusting episode. Go to @ www.criminallyclueless.com to check out our sources

Hellllloooooooooooo!!!! We know we're delinquent but people got the flu, people had birthday's, people had deadlines, people have struggled.......and in case you're wondering, people is Shaunelle.  Anyway, Shaunelle, the rogue editor, is up first this week with a wild story of a horrible man who refused to do his time for crimes he gaslit himself into believing he didn't do.  Then, Susana rounds off with a truly horrible story of siblings trying to survive growing up with ain't sh*t adults. Say what you want about the murders they committed, we believe their names should be added to the victim list.  Check out our sources @ www.criminallyclueless.com

Soooo that break took longer than expected. What can we say? It was tax season, people had teeth removed and other people got horribly sick. It's been a wild few weeks but we made it! Susana is up first with a truly amazing story of the life and trials of a woman named Kenya who was let down by her family and the system, then judged and discriminated against for her transgendered identity. This one, is one for the books! Then Shaunelle covers the case of an unusual death or rather an unusual murder defense to say the least. This case raised the question of "how big is too big?!" and Susana, for one, would like evidence to make her decision.  Go to @ www.criminallyclueless.com to check out our sources

We're back on our b.s with an unexpected theme of overkill this week.  First up, Shaunelle covers the case of what may be the worst mother in law in history....no seriously. It's one thing to comment on the casserole but it's another to commit murder.  Then Susana follows that rollercoaster with the case of a friend. A best friend (if you believe the story) and the lengths this friend would go to secure the happiness of their bestie. With friends like these you should hide your enemies, for their safety of course.  Go to @ www.criminallyclueless.com to check out our sources

We're late again but considering our podcast motto of "structureless structure" it's very on brand. Shaunelle went first this week with a case of a boldfaced heir who, it seems, was ready to take down anybody standing between him and his inheritance. Buckle up, because this case has a bit of everything including premeditated murder and a high seas rescue.  Then Susana takes us to Amish country and gives us the tale of a man with 2 Barbs in his life. Unfortunately, one Barb was willing to commit murder to keep her "Amish Stud". No, we didn't make it up.  Check out our sources @ www.criminallyclueless.com

We've been delinquent, that's true but we've definitely missed you - A poem by Criminally Clueless. In keeping with our tradition of being consistently inconsistent, this week we debate which episode we're even on and if that doesn't set the tone for the season we don't know what will.  First up, Susana brings us the tragic case of a woman who settled. That's right she could've done much better but she settled for the sake of those she loved and unfortunately this resulted in her being a victim of the ultimate act of revenge. Then, Shaunelle takes us all the way back to one of the worst aviation accidents in Canadian history. The convoluted tale behind the deaths of 23 passengers would have you questioning the lengths people would go to get what they want.  **Please enjoy the calming sounds of Susana fighting for her life against some sniffles in the background of this episode. Unfortunately, it could not be edited out.  Check out our sources @ www.criminallyclueless.com

We've been through it!!!!! But things are better and we are not only thriving but also happier.  Disclaimer: Susana hysterically laughs in the first 5 secs of this episode. Adjust your audio accoridngly.  Shaunelle is up first with a story of desperation honestly and the lengths people will go to be successful as well as to settle debts.  Then Susana, takes us through a case that's about a topic we NEVER planned to cover (i.e. a mass shooting). With that said, her take on a deeply sensitive issue revealed that, in this case, the system was the biggest contributor to a horrible crime that could've been prevented.  Go to @ www.criminallyclueless.com to check out our sources!

Listen up! this week we have our first ever guest appearance made by the legend, the G.O.A.T herself aka "Mummy". Birthday dick hat and all, the boss made a special appearance herself for what ultimately turned out to be Susana's "favorite episode ever!"  First up, Susana graces us with the tale of two Maria Theresa's both ignorant to the others existence but only one of the Maria Theresa's gave up everything for the man she loved. Regret would lead to murder but the real question is, did she get away with it? or was it justified?  Then Shaunelle brings us the most unforgettable, accidental clueless criminal, case of the season most notably because it centered around an attempt on the life of the then POTUS (and best POTUS in our opinion). And if you could believe it, it all started because of someone neeing a drink. Go figure! Check out our sources @www.criminallyclueless.com

Big Big Big Disclaimer: If you, for one second, think that we have the musical chops to claim responsibility for any of Selena's music, then we not only strongly recommend that you see an ear specialist but we also recommend you run to the link in our sources to check out the real Selena! We in no way take credit for her songs or content. As per usual, we kick off the episode talking crap and being interrupted by the fine people of the protective services. We decided to push through and record anyway so consider the background audio as ambiance.  Shaunelle's story is, at minimum, a cautionary tale against going out of your way to help others but in reality is a case about a woman who was sadistically stalked and kidnapped. The duration of her ordeal, the stalker's macabre source of entertainment and the insane way the crime scene was covered up is all unpacked.  Then Susana brings us the case of Selena. The Selena. Honestly, there isn't much else for us to say here. She was epic, her songs were amazing and the world instantly became a sadder place the moment she and her talent were snuffed out by an obsessed "fan". With that said, Susana carries us through the life and death of a superstar and we hope we did her justice.  Check out our sources @ www.criminallyclueless.com

DISCLAIMER: This episode is NOT over 2 hours long for some reason there's dead air at the end that can't seem to be edited out. What a wild episode we have in store for you today. If you'd like to know how Susana and Shaunelle would use mega billions in lottery winnings then pay attention during story#2. Full disclosure we haven't won the lottery (yet) but when we do, everything is on the table including a bridge to Pluto and a doomsday bunker. For our first story, Susana gives us her take on the infamous case of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, her complicated and horrible relationship with her mother and why one woman's obsession led to a young woman losing the best years of her life.  Then Shaunelle covers the wild case of a family man who struck gold.....technically. He won the lottery. As a dedicated family man he spoiled those around him and made sure they never wanted for anything. Unfortunately, not everyone was a fan of the way he lived his life.....leading to a surprising murder plot. Check out our sources @ www.criminallyclueless.com

Our overdue Halloween episode is finally here!!! Shaunelle has a wild story for you about the covid vaccine, her eye and insomnia to explain the delay but that won't be explained until the next episode. In today's episode Shaunelle delves into the truly disturbing case of the Jamison family after an October visit to a potential property for sale. Their suspicious disappearance polarized a town and the details of the case alongside wild speculations surrounding the findings are still debated to this day. Then Susana brings us a Halloween case about weaponized candy and the desperate (to be read: pathetic) attempts a man would be willing to take to absolve himself of responsibility.     Go to @ www.criminallyclueless.com to check out our sources

Warning we kick off this week's episode laughing like a pack of hyenas so lower your volume.  Susana kicks us off with the case of sadistic serial murderer and rapist, Shawn Grate, who was hiding in plain sight and brought down by a courageous woman in the worst of circumstances. His callousness and complete disregard for his victims made this case truly shocking. ***ps: there's a hot debate about the death penalty at the end of the episode. Then Shaunelle does charity by improving the mood of the episode with a few clueless criminals. If it's one thing we love, it's our clueless community and we hope you get a laugh out of these cuz we did. Go to @ www.criminallyclueless.com to check out our sources.

We're back! Sorry for the unexpected intermission, Susana had a small family emergency (it's all good now) and our schedule didn't allow for proper editing. Annnnyyyyyywayyyyyyy, enough with the excuses, as a treat, we kicked off this episode with the long awaited apology from Shaunelle to.......everyone.  Heads up, we have a longer than ususal episode for you and the content starts around the 20 min mark buttttttt, it's worth it because we have two interesting cases of deception for you.  Shaunelle is up first with a case of a woman who was never satisfied; not with her first man, her second man, or the thought of not getting her third. Some would argue she was just a lover who wasn't blessed enough to find Mr right. Others would argue she wasn't right for anybody. The case of an intelligent woman who orchestrated a stupid cover-up awaits. Then Susana follows with her bread and butter aka horribly offensive cases about abuse of power and sexual assault. This case is worse than most because the abuser in question was a man of the cloth and it took wayyyyy too long for the Church and the authorities to end his reign of terror.  Go to www.criminallyclueless.com to check out our sources.

Chaos, thy name is this episode. We're going to go ahead and say this may be the most random episode we've ever recorded. Not only is it the Susana birthday episode but she basically had NO CASE and an epic Friends trivia battle ensued.  If you're not into banter and you want to get technical our actual content, this week, starts around the 25 min mark and we guarantee after listening you will ask yourself "if this is what they left in, what the hell didn't make the cut?" and we'll never tell. Susana was in fine form this week and kicks off the episode talking about her birthday and her feelings about the lavish celebration thrown by her co-host Shaunelle. She then takes us through the speed date of criminal cases centered around a murdered beauty queen and promptly threw Shaunelle under the bus for yet another failed attempt at apologizing. Then, Shaunelle covers the murders of Seth Aidoo and Eunice Baah and how their sad tale likely involved the dark arts. We hope your take away from this case is that jealousy never wins in the end even if the guilty technically doesn't confess. Check out our sources @ www.criminallyclueless.com

Season 3 is here !!!! Did you miss us? We missed you. We actually intended our S3 release for last week but alas we got drunk at the cottage and did our nails instead. We're not saying you aren't a priority but we are saying that sometimes what you really need is diy budget mojitos and an action movie to set things right.  It should be noted that we kick off the episode discussing ways to scare the neighbours away....you know, typical Criminally Clueless antics. First up, Shaunelle brings us the truly terrifying case of Israel keyes and his abduction of Samantha Koenig. This case has been done time and time again likely due to the macabre nature of his crime however, Susana never heard it before so Shaunelle thought it fitting to kick off the season with what may have been one of the most prolific serial killers of all time.  Then Susana hits us with the heartbreaking case of a young girl who was attacked while returning books to the public library. The scariest aspect of this case was the fact that her life changed in an instant at the hands of an unhinged criminal on the hunt for blood.  Check out www.criminallyclueless.com for all our sources

It's our season finale! Can you believe it? We're sorry to spring this on you but, to be fair, it took us by surprise as well.  In true Criminally Clueless Podcast fashion, we are ending the season with a bang....sort of. Shaunelle kicks the episode off by introducing Susana (and now you) to one of the most depraved terms she's ever learned. For sensitivity sake the actual definition of the term has been cut from the episode but Susana's response is enough to tell you NOT to look it up. If you do look it up, we're sorry. Feel free to leave an angry message in the comments. Susana's last case of the season involves a disturbing find in a local New Mexico dumpster and the contents of said dumpster would cast serious doubt on whether or not the young mother involved was acting out of fear and not malice.  Then Shaunelle closes out the season with a case of two young lovers who met on the internet. Lies and betrayal tore them apart but it was revenge that would rip the mask off their romance and cost an innocent man his life.  Please check out our sources at www.criminallyclueless.com

This week we kick things off with a well intentioned, albeit misplaced, apology to the blind/visually impaired community of Trinidad and Tobago....They know Shaunelle is sorry and we'll leave it at that. This rough start also came along with a tale of a mysterious horse death, a racist chasing children with knives and bad parenting. If you think any of the aforementioned topics will piss you off, this may not be the episode for you.  Shaunelle leads with her case of an adventurous Els Van Doren and her last skydiving attempt. What could've easily been a case of misfortune was soon unraveleled as a case of revenge.....or so the evidence suggested.  Then Susana hits us with something that's not her usual style. Not to give anything away she uses the phrase "tasted her brains" so just know you may leave this episode with no appetite.  Go to www.criminallyclueless.com to check out our sources.

Beware, we re-recorded the lost episode from last week and had lots to unpack including 2 (yes, two) stories of road rage with drastically different endings. The actual content starts around the 22 min mark.  With that said, Susana kicks us off with a tragic story of how a family was almost completely wiped out by a person who allowed their ego in the drivers seat. As if that wasn't enough it wouldn't really be a Susana case if you didn't leave absolutely gutted at the penalty, or lack thereof.  Then Shaunelle swoops in to lighten the mood with a repeat of her clueless cases from last week. Luckily Susana still thought they were pretty entertaining and we hope you do too.  Check out our sources @ www.criminallyclueless.com

To further Susana's education with English as a second language, in this episode she learns two new words: convoluted and cuckolded....as usual with us context is important. Up first, Shaunelle brings us the drama laden case of the murder of Howard Witkin. What's that saying? "too many cooks spoil the hit"? Then Susana gives us the case of a notorious serial rapist in Caracas Venezuela. The case is spanish but abuse of power is never lost in translation.  Check out our sources @ www.criminallyclueless.com