John doesn’t like how it feels on his lips, Chik-fil A’s drive-thru is terrible, what do we the Swiss do, Mica is in the molding business and Luke Bryan strikes again. Also, joining a softball team, hard as a pancake, who made this shit and napping at Grandma’s house. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

John and Mica’s typical drive to lunch, getting harassed on the way to coffee, finally getting a new phone, whales taking out boats and dying with your dick in your hand, every song is Luke Bryan and going to Gator Land. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Ross is already upset, what does an asshole and a fridge have in common, ant colony in Mica’s truck, terrified from Pornhub and getting into confrontations at a concert. Also, John’s a terrible lunch date, never turn your back on family, I wonder what Air-Bud is up to and son of a bitch you did it. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

The proper way to dispose oil, why do they call it fossil fuel, HOA’s are assholes, hog hunting and taking a trip with no phone charger. Also, the wood pecker pecks it, that old bag, Crown Royal hits different, nap spaces at work and stupid random TSA checks. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

John loves Skeletor, the J is hay, filling out your yearly review, predatory lunch ladies and what were you doing in there. Also, hanging out in fly over states, take me fishing, the dresser matches the drapes, having your own Pee-Wee and don’t leave your butter behind. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Ross doesn’t get invited to fishing, you’d think Mica is in his 70’s, John loves the T’s, Dick’s after dinner, making all the shots, and getting bought out of your company Also, gotta do some herbs, it’s not mine, get to the fucking point and bright fleshlight. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Everyone started as a winner, John’s seeing shit, they don’t make things like they use to, a dude sets himself on fire and Mica wants to work at a Chinese restaurant. Also, spray tanning your sister-in-law, real-life Beavis and Butt-Head, Fast and the Furious is getting out of hand and green or black olives. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

John loves the pickles, chicken bacon ranch without ranch, Karens man, pasteurized and unpasteurized cheeses and Hardy is terrible. My mom is in the bargain bin, eating lunch like a first grader, the one thing you’d eat for the rest of your life, the dad jokes never end and cats giving you pink eye. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Mica wants tacos, coworkers….not friends, John is nasally, not being invited to the orgy, bears in the area and Hey Blinkin. Also, why is Ross always angry, glamping, built in birth control, flippage of the scriptage and fossils in fossil fuel. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Energy drinks nobody has heard about, George never told no lie, Lowes Pros hacks, jerking off in the truck at 8:31am, how Korn got their name and nasty sit-ups. Also, getting hit on by your cousin, party pops, dressing for the occasion, John loves Luke Bryan and AI songs. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We are back after a hiatus, Ross doesn’t deal with spammers, hearing gun shot 200 yards from your house, Deadpool and Wolverine, Mica can’t stop quoting Adam Sandler and barely making home. Also, Lil John’s sausage, being a social butterfly, being judged at a restaurant and its so good that you shit before you leave the place. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We will all be blind soon, te-te-tequila, Eric Bisqoff, civilization has developed in Mica’s area and cargo shorts. 32 people are coming, how to pay for services, multiple Punishers, lets do lunch and take that damn screen protector off. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

It hits close to home nowadays, John loves Dick’s, I got that bread, UPSP is terrible, being a drag on vacation and skeeting on tooth brushes. Also, losing pets that required maintenance, struggling reading your kids bed time stories, get fuked spammers  and baby sized burritos. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Ross wakes up and chooses violence, everyone is guilty of us not being here for a month, Jenny’s dead, pet cemetery, Grumpy banged Cinderella and John has seen all the oceans. All the movies we’ve just now recently seen, the hair on your ankles blowing in the wind and I drink alone. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

The ole 2 for 1, Sgt. Slaughter disease, picking out your vegetables, when does morning end, stumblin’ and fumblin’ and MS Paint porn. Also, Mica’s got a paint booth, the Daytona 500 party is next week….or is it, Ross is grillin’, John isn’t jacked about tools and not as sweet as the D. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We are experiencing technical difficulties, John ruined Ross’ dad’s mustang, hijacking the touch tunes, the drive to survive and fancy race car people. Also,  it’s tax season bitches, I prefer it instant, I’m the tramp, what are you hiding in those slacks and fly like an eagle. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

John has become terrible at Instagram, new seltzers for the boys, Ross has never grilled anything, car manufacturers are a fraud, a good faith deposit and hanging out with the girls. Also, a bunch of circus jerks, dry heaving in the parking lot, race track life, John went to Nebraska and round house kick with these Jesus sandals. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

I don’t want to be here, I’m more white trash than you, sandwich bag of $1 bills in the glove box, kids games are a scam and how kids are made. Also, keistering cosmic pixie dust, kicking the dust up, pre butter your corn, the shit Mica has us google and getting with the technology. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Kano’s an ass man, every lunch ends with dicks, finding what scratch offs have the best odds, that’s a fucking tank man, Mica’s mom dropped him off at the fire department and Christmas has come and gone. Also, learning to ride a bike, John won’t mount a bass, the ultimate stocking stuffer, wine that makes your nipples burn and show your work. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Ross guilt trips Danielle into having a Christmas party, wedding season is here, tucked in behind the one tree and shrubbery, a trip to the Bobby Maldalves, not so reflective glass and honeymoon wine. Also, we’re in international waters, John uses left handed scissors, and adult tax talk. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.