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We made it. The season finale of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF AUCKLAND is here and Nic McLachlan & Steve Molk simultaneously amazed and devastated... AND FEEL TOTALLY RIPPED OFF that there's no reunion.What we do get to experience is one of the most confusing, blood-curdling and frustrating arguments in franchise history. Be ready to set the cat among the pigeons with absolutely no intention of causing a problem(!).Also: WHY IS THERE NO REUNION EPISODE?! WHAT EVEN IS THIS?! MolksTVTalk the podcast has (again) been hijacked for this season of RHOAKL as Nic & I record a reaction pod for every ep, available just after the episode has aired, though since this is the final one it's a sad time for some and sweet relief for others.P.S. You're all chardonnay whores the lot of you.  NEED A BIGGER DOSE OF NIC? @NicMcLachlanMORE MOLK? @SteveMolkMolksTVTalk the podcast is made for DeciderTV.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is an extra special penultimate episode of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF AUCKLAND. Just be cool and let Nic McLachlan & Steve Molk guide you through it because there's just so much to deal with. But first - where's Angela?Look, this is what we live for. One launch is usually amazing for any part of the Real Housewives franchise but TWO LAUNCHES?! It's everything we've wanted all season.There's lots to prepare for when there's two launches, not least of which is proving Lea the intern is still alive. Obviously there's still time for Michelle and Anne to attend a hip hop class before Angela's launch (Where's Angela?). We also get to attend Gilda's launch and the comparisons begin - in fact there's so much that takes place at both book launches that's all we have time for... but it's STILL SO MUCH! MolksTVTalk the podcast has (again) been hijacked for this season of RHOAKL as Nic & I record a reaction pod for every ep, available just after the episode has aired.P.S. Where's Angela?  NEED A BIGGER DOSE OF NIC? @NicMcLachlanMORE MOLK? @SteveMolkMolksTVTalk the podcast is made for DeciderTV.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Start your engines and prepare to be dazzled by the true competitive nature of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF AUCKLAND. Nic McLachlan & Steve Molk pull up their comfy chairs and get to wondering if we've met the real Angela in this episode.After all we did see her daughter deliver her some home truths about her self-obsession at least. There's book proofs & boobs to see, bad blind dates to witness (SO AWKWARD IT HURTS), Anne staring at Ben's genitals, and the big race day organised by Gilda - but nothing compares to the class 1 douchiness of Kirk. What a jerk. MolksTVTalk the podcast has (again) been hijacked for this season of RHOAKL as Nic & I record a reaction pod for every ep, available just after the episode has aired.P.S. We are all souls having a human experience.  NEED A BIGGER DOSE OF NIC? @NicMcLachlanMORE MOLK? @SteveMolkMolksTVTalk the podcast is made for DeciderTV.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a bitsa ep this week on THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF AUCKLAND and the thing you can trust is that Nic McLachlan & Steve Molk are here to guide you through it and help make it bearable.At least until Angela gets the girls out.Poor Doggy-style Dan is subjected to Michelle's lusting; Louise is subjected to Angela as they have tea together while Lou sweats out the outcome of her rehearsal; Anne is subjected to Anne and Julia as they go feed the Parnell Pussies (ooh-er!); then someone gives the ladies GUNS, which naturally Gilda is awesome at and the most competitive ones get all jealous.ALL THIS before we meet Gilda's someone-elses-money-spending friend Mark and Angela gets real while shooting pictures for the cover of her book. So real.Importantly, if you can recover from the bathtub shots, this sets up a lot of stuff for next week AND for the two book launches we have coming in episode 9. There's lots coming down the pipe, you guys.  MolksTVTalk the podcast has (again) been hijacked for this season of RHOAKL as Nic & I record a reaction pod for every ep, available just after the episode has aired.P.S. I expected I would have won. Hands down. Easily.  NEED A BIGGER DOSE OF NIC? @NicMcLachlanMORE MOLK? @SteveMolkMolksTVTalk the podcast is made for DeciderTV.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're still in Port Douglas on this week's THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF AUCKLAND but all of that is put aside as Nic McLachlan & Steve Molk set you straight on one of the biggest controversies to ever hit the franchise.This is super serious, you guys.Luckily it's all pretty much mostly able to be sorted out but not before some damage was done and (luckily) Gilda and Michelle had to miss Angela's forced trek to undertake the "laughing yoga and general bullying" session. Also Angela should never be allowed near fake tan ever again.PROOF OF LIFE: Lea is still alive, though barely as Angela was last seen dosing her with who-knows-what sort of drugs.It's gonna be hard to work out how they top this, but with four episodes still to go there's some serious crystal balling from Nic & Molk.  MolksTVTalk the podcast has (again) been hijacked for this season of RHOAKL as Nic & I record a reaction pod for every ep, available just after the episode has aired.P.S. I didn't say I forgave you.  NEED A BIGGER DOSE OF NIC? @NicMcLachlanMORE MOLK? @SteveMolkMolksTVTalk the podcast is made for DeciderTV.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You know what THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF AUCKLAND need after a solid four episodes? A holiday in Port Douglas. Join them, Nic McLachlan & Steve Molk as we wind you through this week's episode for make benefit glorious nation of North Queensland.There's certainly a lot of business to take care of before we get to the mainland too. There's packing, bitching, a high tea, a spray tan, a fashion parade and some more bitching.Once we get to the resort the problems only ramp up trying to work out WHO IS STAYING IN WHICH ROOM! And Poor Lea gets dragged along to be Angela's slave.A failed drinking game leads into a big surprise, only to be gazzumped with another surprise from someone else. It's moments like these you need an assassin on speed dial. (Also: where was Lea?!) MolksTVTalk the podcast has (again) been hijacked for this season of RHOAKL as Nic & I record a reaction pod for every ep, available just after the episode has aired.P.S. It's not fair.  NEED A BIGGER DOSE OF NIC? @NicMcLachlanMORE MOLK? @SteveMolkMolksTVTalk the podcast is made for DeciderTV.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016 PRIMETIME EMMYS SPECIAL!The one where Mark Humphries and Steve Molk cast a longing glance at the winners, losers and hosting performance of Jimmy Kimmel at the 68th Primetime Emmy Awards.It was a night of diversity. Thanks to THE PEOPLE V OJ SIMPSON being nominated a billion times and winning most of those there was lots of African-American people onstage (which is a great thing), and Jeffrey Tambor's win again for TRANSPARENT along with the most outstanding direction win for the same also meant we got some pretty wide equality all up in our collective grills.Great wins for Rami Malek for MR ROBOT and Tatiani Maslany for ORPHAN BLACK threw the Drama categories wide open too.Add to this so many amazing people passed which meant a special highlight for Gary Shandling (delivered by Tambor), a Henry Winkler-intro'd segment for Garry Marshall that then led into the In Memoriam proper. Cue Hallelujah and questions of "why was that person included in a TV tribute?".It was beige and safe and Kimmel got away mostly clean, but didn't win an award himself - which a wonderful scripted piece with Matt Damon so reminded us of.Sit back, relax and let the dulcet tones of Humphries & Molk wash over you as you reflect on what was a largely successful and incident-free Emmys. Kimmel's Road to the Emmys - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r54CqBhoIjkKimmel's opening monologue - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2ZxwsB_2_MDamon & Kimmel - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOJndrIrMQY Most of Mark Humphries - @markhumphriesSome of Steve Molk - @SteveMolk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It was the perfect example of too much information, and this week's episode of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF AUCKLAND delivers far too much for Nic McLachlan & Steve Molk to talk about.Our theory that Lea needs to be removed for her safety only gains momentum as Anne attempts to steal her away and Angela massively over-reacts to her car being in a little prang. There's also blood on the drama floor at Louise's workshop, and Angela's attempts to bury the hatchet with Gilda end up with said hatchet in Angela's over-smiling face.Later on there's the party at Julia's, which somehow very quickly became the gateway moment to turning it into an Eyes Wide Shut sex party. Cock rings and vibrators for everyone. Anne was not amused. Michelle was horrified but thought it all hilarious. MolksTVTalk the podcast has (again) been hijacked for this season of RHOAKL as Nic & I record a reaction pod for every ep, available just after the episode has aired.P.S. How's your wang dang doodle?  NEED A BIGGER DOSE OF NIC? @NicMcLachlanMORE MOLK? @SteveMolkMolksTVTalk the podcast is made for DeciderTV.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Warm your pussies, fill your glass with some moist, sparkling liquid and settle back and enjoy this great new episode of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF AUCKLAND with Nic McLachlan & Steve Molk. If it's not Julia off to see a woman about a vampire, or Michelle feeding Anne's pussies, it's the annual Pussy Galore fundraiser party that sees Gilda take Louise to task and Angela v everyone continue. Also: SURPRISE! We meet Angela's French "P.A." Lea who it appears she has a crush on and is in a position where we might need to call in the Department of Families to remove Lea from a dangeros situation. MolksTVTalk the podcast has (again) been hijacked for this season of RHOAKL as Nic & I record a reaction pod for every ep, available just after the episode has aired.P.S. MEOW NEED A BIGGER DOSE OF NIC? @NicMcLachlanMORE MOLK? @SteveMolkMolksTVTalk the podcast is made for DeciderTV.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello friends. Nic McLachlan & Steve Molk are back to guide you through the jungle that is THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF AUCKLAND.If you thought we had a mark on the housewives from E01, you're dead wrong. I mean, the episodes starts with Molk apologising for goodness sake.There's so much to see and do this episode from: visiting Karen the Healing Practitioner (not a thing); to Michelle taking her daughter to fashion week; to Julia being horny; to Anne the Sparkling Wine Lady(tm) getting a consult; to Louise trying to beat the aging racket; to Gilda and Angela LOCKING HORNS AND TWO WOMEN ENTER ONE WOMAN LEAVES Mad Max 3-style.It's IN.CRED.I.BLE.  MolksTVTalk the podcast has (again) been hijacked for this season of RHOAKL as Nic & I record a reaction pod for every ep, available just after the episode has aired.P.S. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP NEED A BIGGER DOSE OF NIC? @NicMcLachlanMORE MOLK? @SteveMolkMolksTVTalk the podcast is made for DeciderTV.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello friends. It's a whole new series in the franchise and it DOES. NOT. DISAPPOINT. Welcome to Nic McLachlan & Steve Molk's journey through the premiere (S01E01) of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF AUCKLAND.We've six new Housewives to meet - Louise, Gilda, Julia, Angela, Michelle & Anne - and all sorts of new geography to work out. Honestly, as we guide you through you'll agree that once we meet the ladies it's on for young faces and old faces as the ladies attempt to our pass-ag and bitch on each other.OMG SO DELIGHTFUL.  MolksTVTalk the podcast has (again) been hijacked for this season of RHOAKL as Nic & I record a reaction pod for every ep, available just after the episode has aired.P.S. Are you a plus-size model? NEED A BIGGER DOSE OF NIC? @NicMcLachlanMORE MOLK? @SteveMolkMolksTVTalk the podcast is made for DeciderTV.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WELCOME TO THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURE S03 REUNION PODCAST!What a journey. We owned it. We didn't create any gossip, we just passed on what we'd heard.Joining me for your auditory pleasure this final incredible ep for the season is NIC MCLACHLAN and DANIEL BACKHAUS. Both of them so, so great and not at all limited by legal warnings or direction.It's two massive hours of shock, love, horror, hate, pillow throwing, tears, controversy, subterfuge, lies, revelations, #FreeJohanna, fucking Chessie and so much more. Yet we all still come away feeling like nothing was really resolved.PLUS there's revelations regarding season four, the RHOSydney *AND* RHONewZealand!MolksTVTalk the podcast has been hijacked for this season of RHOM as Nic & I record a reaction pod for every ep, available just after the episode has aired. Daniel is a special guest for this reunion episode after his season of excellent RHOM recaps for DeciderTV.P.S. When we're done you can have your water or your crack or whatever you want... NEED A BIGGER DOSE OF NIC?Nic McLachlan - @NicMcLachlanDEMANDING MORE DANIEL?Daniel Backhaus - @danbneMolksTVTalk the podcast is made for DeciderTV.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

MARK HUMPHRIES and I settle in and reflect on the 58th TV WEEK LOGIE AWARDS.The fun, the shocks, the banter, the controversy, and the fact that it's still technically running.We chat about the overall impact of what was a pretty good Logies, all in all. There's talk of CRAIG MCLACHLAN and MIRANDA TAPSELL; THE LIVING ROOM; the length of the show; JULIA MORRIS; DAVE HUGHES; PETER HELLIAR and KITTY FLANAGAN; WENTWORTH; JIMMY BARNES; THE PROJECT; WALEED ALY and more.It was a hell of a night, and one where for the most part the Australian TV viewing and voting audience got it right. Enjoy our special brand of hot take, made for your auditory pleasure. MAD FOR MORE MARK?Mark Humphries - @markhumphriesMolksTVTalk the podcast is made for DeciderTV.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IT'S THE SEASON FINAL!We made it. Short of an explosive reunion (and you know it will be) we're all the way through and S03E11 of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE delivers and delivers and delivers. Don't worry - Nic McLachlan and I will guide you.There's lots of loose ends to be tied up this week, including another family reunion, a fragrance launch, the angels, a reconciliation and one hell of a f#ckin' dinner!Everything gets rounded out nicely to leave just the right amount of incredible conflict for the reunion in two week's time.JUST SO MUCH AMAZING.MolksTVTalk the podcast has been hijacked for this season of RHOM as Nic & I record a reaction pod for every ep, available just after the episode has aired.P.S. Why don't you go f#ck yourselves... NEED A BIGGER DOSE OF NIC?Nic McLachlan - @NicMcLachlanMolksTVTalk the podcast is made for DeciderTV.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

NIC MCLACHLAN and I are back to look at a whole new target - she of the arse and a half - reacting to S03E10 of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE. Enjoy the mindsplosions of Lydia as she lives in her self-indulgent, self-deluded world imprisoning a dog and a housekeeper. Shudder at her ongoing feud with Chyka (all of Lydia's own doing). Laugh at Gina by Gina Liano's "wholistic whateverthefucksheis". Be horrified at the talk of Ben's swimmers and getting some work done at Wristy Central. Delight in Creepy Bruce finally getting the short shrift. IT'S AN EPISODE OF SO MUCH THAT IT CAN BARELY BE CONTAINED!Also Nic and I come up with a brilliant idea for a spin-off show for Ben & Jackie. (c) Nic & Molk.MolksTVTalk the podcast has been hijacked for this season of RHOM as Nic & I record a reaction pod for every ep, available just after the episode has aired.P.S. It's a very lonely place being Lydia right now. NEED A BIGGER DOSE OF NIC?Nic McLachlan - @NicMcLachlanMolksTVTalk the podcast is made for DeciderTV.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a lot to mop up after last week's Disastrous Desert Dinner, so please allow NIC MCLACHLAN and I the opportunity to talk you through S03E09 of this week's ep of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE. Get the f#ck out!Not only do we get more dinner shenanigans but we get some UAE culture learnings for greater understanding, Janet gets all hot and bothered, Jackie admits to being a woggy chick and is very hungry, Lydia & Pettifleur's attempt at reconciliation, the revelation of the real cost of royal weddings in Dubai(!) and MY PRECIOUS CHYKA LOSING HER SHIT AT LYDIA. This will not stand. NOT STAND, I TELLS YOU.MolksTVTalk the podcast has been hijacked for this season of RHOM as Nic & I record a reaction pod for every ep, available just after the episode has aired.P.S. Bull f#cking shit. NEED A BIGGER DOSE OF NIC?Nic McLachlan - @NicMcLachlanMolksTVTalk the podcast is made for DeciderTV.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shopping anyone? Well, while we're in DUBAI WE MAY AS WELL!It's another REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE reaction podcast with NIC MCLACHLAN and the joy of S03E08 isn't just the locale but the attitudes. Get f#cked.Lydia again puzzles us all with her attitudes to animal love, we get a family reunion, there's a major Pettifleur breakdown, and you know they all lose their cool when they swear like the Aussies they are. Bull f#cking shit. By the end of the season if Jackie hasn't bitchslapped the switch out of Piff then the angels need both overtime and danger money. STOP THE F#CK!MolksTVTalk the podcast has been hijacked for this season of RHOM as Nic & I record a reaction pod for every ep, available just after the episode has aired.P.S. WHO KISSES A SEALION ON THE LIPS?! NEED A BIGGER DOSE OF NIC?Nic McLachlan - @NicMcLachlanMolksTVTalk the podcast is made for DeciderTV.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SURPRISE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DUBAI! But first there's a bloody painting of Figaro and so much more for NIC MCLACHLAN and I to get you through for S03E07 of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE!Look, we'll pretty much all agree that an etiquette class with Chyka, Chessie & Jackie is pretty much the funniest thing ever, so we're at least guaranteed that. This is despite protestations of love by others AND WHO MAKES THEIR DOG TAKE A SHOWER WITH THEM, LYDIA?!Don't forget Gina by Gina Liano by Chemist Warehouse and the BEST BRUSH OF THE CENTURY by Pettifleur's son & girlfriend. Go home and hug your piano, Piff.ALSO DOO-BUY!MolksTVTalk the podcast has been hijacked for this season of RHOM as Nic & I record a reaction pod for every ep, available just after the episode has aired.P.S. Jackie facials are the best this season. NEED A BIGGER DOSE OF NIC?Nic McLachlan - @NicMcLachlanMolksTVTalk the podcast is made for DeciderTV.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Every good wedding deserves a great party, and when it comes to a reception let's see what Alin managed to pull together...Also NIC MCLACHLAN is back to help guide you and I through S03E06 of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE!Of course first on the menu is the possible cake destruction and Gina's perceived Celebrity Apprentice launch party and all the shitstorm that surrounds it. There is, however, still time for double dates, bitchy lunches a visit to Gina's Dad(!), Myles' birthday (somehow replete with Charles Billich) and BLOODY CHESSIE.MolksTVTalk the podcast has been hijacked for this season of RHOM as Nic & I record a reaction pod for every ep, available just after the episode has aired.EAD Chessie. NEED A BIGGER DOSE OF NIC?Nic McLachlan - @NicMcLachlanMolksTVTalk the podcast is made for DeciderTV.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.